Once upon a time, in a twisty-turny world of screens, codes, and coffee beans, lived Ollie the Green Dancing Octopus.

Ollie wasn't like any ordinary octopus. Instead of swimming in the sea, he swirled and twirled in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX offices!

On November 8, 2022, Ollie was in his element. 'Clickity-clack!' went the keyboards as Ollie performed his joyful jig.

'Wiggle and whirl,' shouted Ollie with glee. 'This is where I'm meant to be!'

Around him, screens flashed numbers and figures, but Ollie only cared for his slippers and triggers, spinning on desks, gliding on chairs - the superhero of joy amidst the snares!

Every eye in the office gazed, amazed at Ollie's fizzy, frizzy dance craze. 'Whoosh and whirr,' the staff would cheer, 'Ollie the octopus, the star of the year!'

Ollie danced like jelly, wiggled like a bean, the greenest and grooviest octopus anyone had seen.

His tentacles tapped on email drafts, while his head nodded to every laugh. 'Jiggle and jot, twist and tot, Ollie's dance can't be forgot!'

The FTX staff couldn't help but smile, each time Ollie danced a mile. His happy antics, a pure delight, brightened up every hectic night.

So if you ever hear a 'clickity-clack' or spot a green flash on any track, remember Ollie, the dancing deed, the joy that everyone did indeed need.

Forever in FTX's lore, Ollie's dance will be adored, for in a place of tech and trade, a dancing octopus' joy is made.